What up doe.  

Oh... We haven't met.  Well allow me to charm your respective balls/boobs off.  I'm Allen Merck, of the Detroit Mercks.  Graduate of the Detroit Public School System, collector of the fanciest gas station hats, wearer of glasses, and yes, heir to the Merck Family Fortune (Donations currently being collected to build said fortune).

Why would I, a man whose wealth is only surpassed by his college debt, deviate from a lavished schedule of sitting on toilets, office chairs, and geniune foam couch cushions, and venture off in exploration of the fine arts?

Well, commoner, while my buttcheeks lie in opulent slumber, my heart burns with the passion of a thousand chlamydia riddled sex organs for great STORYTELLING.  Especially those put forth by the vehicle of ANIMATION and ILLUSTRATION.

I am here to denounce my throne, and embrace my freedom to CREATE.

No more toilets for me... My shit's going online.